If you’re a woman chaser who has a superlatively worthy buddy, you are responsible for a scarcely any things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever this guy needs u to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, u deny and lie until u die or at least receive your ally on the phone to warn him. The second thing you’re responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at each opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain laughable. The last thing u are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars hot dancer, either. Nope. U are responsible for getting him a hawt floozy who is plan to drain his nuts of each last drop of his single-man baby batter. A bimbo adore Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty clutch, in the face hole and most-importantly, up her tight a-hole.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your superlatively wonderful bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.