We honor Allysa and Kandi for trying to be healthy and exercise. But the truth is, we do not crave them to lose a pound. We crave those plush bodies and humongous hooters to stay just the way they are. And apparently, so does this boy. This man knows they’re big angels at heart, and what their hearts truly crave are agreeable donuts and a big penis. That skirt chaser gives them what they urge, and they give us what we want-a donut-munching threesome that ends with two pairs of glazed melons.