In the DVD More To Screw, John the Bachelor get to select his hotty from a head-spinning selection of fleshy sex-bombs: Anna Kay, Melonie Max, Alanna Ackerman, Destiny Rose and cute and cuddly Tatiana Blair. Whilst More To Screw was a parody of brandishes like The Bachelor, Tatiana could have also played Snooki in a parody of Jersey Shore. Except with much, much, larger, natural juggs. Unbelievable boobs.
“When it’s sexy I’ll just wear tank-tops and a mini-skirt,” said Tatiana, a good hotty who may or may not realize that her mere presence tortures boyz. “Like I said, I adore to be comfortable. And if anyone doesn’t love it, I do not care. I’ve been pulled over quite a hardly any times, and when I was younger I didn’t have a driver’s license. So when that would happen I would just pull my shirt down, and it worked. The cop would walk over all pissed off, and then when I rolled down the window he would just be staring at my hooters and stuttering. I got away with plenty of warnings when I was speeding gorgeous fast.”