Spying and peeping on chicks is serious business and chances are admirable you’re going to acquire caught. They have a 6th sense about being eye-banged. Tiggle Bitties catches u peeping out side her window but she’s not going to call the local constables. That babe makes a decision instead to treat you to a boobtastic show u didn’t wait to watch.
SCORELAND: So Tiggle, have you ever dated a shorter petticoat chaser whose face was level with your zeppelins?
Tiggle: Nearly that short but I have dated a pair of angels that were boob level. One lady-killer was close but nearly.
SCORELAND: What’s it like for u going throughout airports? We can imagine it.
Tiggle: Most of the time it’s nice-looking thrilling. The TSA is always fun because they have quite a bit of underwire to cover! Plus, I get so much attention in the airport.
SCORELAND: Do u drive? Do seat straps fit u comfortably?
Tiggle: I do drive but less and less. Cars are uncomfortable. I typically tuck the shoulder thong of the seat thong underneath my bazookas ‘coz it squishes my poor pointer sisters.
SCORELAND: Do u dance when you are playing music at home?
Tiggle: Any one of your camera security people could answer that, with how much lap dancing I do in the makeup room. “Watch out for flying booooobs!”